What should be my punishment for not watching the biggest college football game of the year? Subjecting myself to another episode of that train wreck called "I Love New York" seems suitable. Ironically, as much as I want to really like this show, judging by last nights episode I'll probably spend that hour grading papers while I wait for the real highlight of my Monday night "The White Rapper Show". I'm guessing VH1's trying to redeem themselves after that wet diaper "Ice-T's Rap School" failed miserably. I think they struck gold with this new "White Rapper Show". When I heard it was being done by the folks over at Ego Trip I knew that it was going to be done right. MC Serch, O.G. of the White Rap game, seems like he'll be a good host. And judging by last night's elimination, he's really taking this thing serious even if the rest of the world isn't. Seriously, do we really need another white rapper? Bad enough I gotta deal with this wannabe tough "white boys" in their Shady hoodies and Southpole jeans. Why should the rest of the (hip hop)world be subjected to another novelty "white rapper"? Even if this show doesn't produce the next "white rapper", it can still be credited for solving a problem that has plagued "white America" for the past 400 years. Somehow "White Rapper" has managed to solve the nasty racism problem in the form of the dreaded "N Word" chain. For those that missed the episode, Persia, the female "white rapper" from some "hood" in New York, got into a heated battle with "King of the Burbs" John Brown and began tossing around the "N-word" ever so casually. When Serch returned to the house he blessed Persia with the chain. Persia is by no means a lightweight and I wouldn't be shocked if she could carry 2 kegs on her back. Somehow that "N word" chain was really weighing her down. Needless to say, by the end of the episode she was regretful, embarrassed and in tears. Apparently carrying the weight of the "N-word" around on her shoulders all day, was just too damn demanding. Micheal Richards you're up next. Next week G-Child goes off on a rant about how she hates 50 Cent and Dipset. Hey! Me too!
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