
For 99% of sports fans, March Madness ended Monday after the Florida Gators repeated as national champs (the first to do so since my Duke Blue Devils did it in '91 and '92). But don't tell that to the Lady Vols. Tennessee and Rutgers played a snoozer last night to determine the NCAA womens champ. Pat Summitt and her girls came out victorious, making it her 7th title at Tennessee. Due to the severe deficiency in solid post play and fast breaks, watching a women's basketball game is about as exciting as listening to the 35 tracks on the new Lil Flip CD. But I might have to tune in to a few games next season to take a better look at this Candace Parker chick. I heard about her a while back when she supposedly beat some dude in the college slam dunk contest. Which is very suspicious to me. What male college basketball player is going to lose a dunk contest to a female that is limited to a one dunk? Anyway, I realized this morning that Candace is kinda cute. Yeah she's like an entire foot taller than me and it's questionable whether she likes man meat or not but I have to admit that watching her play may bring some excitement to the game for me. So what if there's only a 2% chance that she will actually dunk in the game at least she looks cute doing it.
Damn dog, I was thinking that same thing. Candace Parker could get it any day of the week. That is, if she's into that kinda stuff. We all know how those b-ball chicks get down.
ReplyDeleteshe could fcuking get it...word.
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